ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
blogging in front of your parents
Lmao. That’s Not Tumblr. That’s MineCraft ahhaha Nooooob lmao
I got literally hundreds of hate messages for this comment
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.